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The Pirate Solution
Pirate Solution
The Big Bang Theory episode
Season 3, Episode 4
October 12, 2009
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"The Pirate Solution" is the fourth episode of the third season of the American sitcom The Big Bang Theory. This episode first aired on Monday, October 12, 2009.


When Raj is faced with having to return to India, Sheldon hires him and they work long hours. With no buddy, Howard starts hanging out with Leonard and Penny.

Extended PlotEdit


How did he know?

The guys are celebrating Columbus Day by watching movies written by, Chris Columbus including “Gremlins”. Penny is going to have Thanksgiving in Pasadena, since her family will be busy with her brother's trial at that time. Leonard might like him, as he is sort of a chemist. Howard’s mother fixes a tur-briska-fil. ("Turkey stuffed with a brisket, stuffed with gefilte fish. It's not as good as it sounds.") After Penny leaves, Raj describes how his grant money has run out and without a job he might be deported back to India. He has spent the last six months fooling around on the Internet. Sheldon thinks he shouldn't go back to India: he can be a stateless pirate instead. No women in that profession.


At the university, Raj laments that he won't be able to get hamburgers or beefaroni back at home. Howard brings some good news. Dr. Laughlin wants someone to join his stellar research team. Raj has a good interview, however, he must work with Dr. Millstone, a woman. He immediately downs two sherries and then makes an insulting pass at her. No job.

Sheldon wants explore string theory from gamma ray dark matter annihilations and Raj can work for him. Raj prefers that he works with him, however, Sheldon prefers “for him”.

At Sheldon's office the next day, Raj decides that he can work with/for, who makes him undergo an interview which turns out to be his “Bazinga” to Raj. Raj has several reasonable conditions which Sheldon rejects and Raj accepts since he has no other alternative.


Howard watching "Sex in the City".

Penny wants to get kinky by making out in Sheldon's spot. There’s a knock and Penny figures that Sheldon found out, however, it is Howard who is lonely since Raj is now working late house with Sheldon. Despite hints that they want to be along, Howard sits down to watch "Sex and the City." Sheldon and Raj are focusing on their research at work with some disagreements.


Raj and Sheldon made up.

Leonard and Penny emerge from the bedroom to find Howard fixing them breakfast. He was there early enough to witness their final climax together which embarrasses Penny. He and Raj usually go after on hippie chicks at the farmer's market on Sundays. This time, Leonard and Penny are less subtle and Howard leaves not before telling them how to finish their breakfast. Penny feels guilty, so Leonard invites him back easily, since Howard was waiting right outside the door.

At the university, Sheldon and Raj were arguing their work and Sheldon won’t let him erase his figures. Raj has had enough and leaves. Sheldon goes to Raj’s apartment to tell him that he was correct, though Sheldon won’t admit that he was wrong. They reconcile and will continue to work “for” him and his first job is to drive Sheldon home.


  • "An episode where very little seems to happen. If the show is going to pair Sheldon and Raj at work from now on then this could have amusing consequences but we shall have to wait and see." - The TV Critic's Review
  • IMDb user reviews


  • Title Reference: Episode name comes from Sheldon's comment on Raj's emigration back to India to "wander the high seas as a stateless pirate".
  • Chuck Lorre's vanity card [1]
  • This episode was watched by 13.07 million people with a rating of 5.0 (adults 18-49).
  • This episode aired in Canada on October 12, 2009.
  • Episode transcript  [2]

Costume NotesEdit




Prehistoric Monsters





Sheldon wears his Prehistoric Monsters shirt by Super 7, his OptiBlocks shirt, originally by Heavy Rotation, and his T-Rex shirt.

  • The OptiBlocks shirt is unique in that both Leonard and Sheldon have worn it.

Wind Farm


Moon Phases

Leonard wears a renewable energy shirt featuring an image of a wind farm, and a tee featuring moon phases.



Leonard: What do you mean he's getting deported?
Sheldon: I believe it means that the U.S. government is going to expel him from the country. He can then either return to his native India, emigrate to another country that's willing to accept him, or wander the high seas as a stateless pirate. (long pause ensues) Personally, I'd choose pirate.

Raj: I don't want to go back to India. It's hot and loud, and there are so many people, (pauses) you have no idea, they are everywhere.

(Sheldon is doing some research)
Raj: Sheldon, are you busy?
Sheldon: "Of course," I'm busy.
Raj: Shall I wait?
Sheldon: Yes, please.
(Raj waits)
Sheldon: (8 seconds later) How may I help you?
Raj: I've reconsidered your offer to let me work with you.
Sheldon: For me.
Raj: Yes, for you.

Howard: Well, usually, on Sundays, I go with Raj to scam on hippie chicks at the farmers market, but he’s still working with Sheldon, so I thought I’d come over here and make you guys scrambled eggs and salami. It’s the perfect meal for apres l’amour.
Penny: Oh, kill me.
Howard: By the way, I couldn’t help overhearing your big finish. Bravo, Leonard.
Penny: See, if you had killed me when I said kill me, I wouldn’t have had to hear that.

Sheldon: Dr. Koothrappali, as your superior, I forbid you from writing on my board!
Raj: You are not my superior.
Sheldon: I am in every way.
Raj: Oh, yeah? Can you do this? (performs complex finger trick)

Sheldon: (Knock, knock, knock) Raj. (Knock, knock, knock) Raj. (Knock, knock, knock) Raj.
Raj: (opens door) I’m busy.
Sheldon: Doing what?
Raj: (Performs finger trick again)
Sheldon: All right, you’ve made your point.


The big bang theory 3x04 Raj working with Sheldon04:43

The big bang theory 3x04 Raj working with Sheldon

Gallery Edit

  • Working for Sheldon.
  • How did he know??
  • Penny and Leonard.
  • Working in Sheldon's office.
  • Professor Laughlin and Dr. Catherine Millstone.
  • Professor Laughlin.
  • Raj hitting on his colleague.
  • At the Caltech cafeteria.
  • Penny and Leonard in the morning.
  • Couple in the morning.
  • Raj looking into a new job.
  • Taking Sheldon home.
  • Raj and Sheldon.
  • Sunday morning.
  • Sheldon.
  • Raj thinking about his future.
  • Working in Sheldon's office.
  • Working in Sheldon's old office.
  • Chuck Lorre Productions, #262.

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